chickenyaoi:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

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thankyouforthedildos:

hungarian:

do squirrels think about stuff

no because they’re so darn stupid

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sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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johnentwlstle:

msg me if u want hints

johnentwlstle:

msg me if u want hints

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Anyone who says “Fixxer Upper” is their favourite Frozen song is no friend of yours

howtobeafuckinglady:

I AM DONE

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pantyslime:

shine bright like an overly detailed anime eyeball drawn by a seventh grader on their math homework

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kateordie:

northfalls:

”Do I have an intimidating face? Not many men come up to me and give me one-liners.” — Natalie Dormer for GQ Magazine (x)

Oh my
god

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